Lamenessness

[code in hypothetical language]

#define koi_humse 1

main(){

int i;

boolean bool;

for(i=0;i less than 13; i++){

printf("Mastana\n");

}

char mera[7]="Deewana";

if(bool==koi_humse)

exit(1);

}

[end code]

[puts on cool sunglasses]

Loop tera, Mastana,

Char mera, Deewana,

Bool koi humse na ho jaaye!

Sorry. I really am.